Mornin’ Crunch Crumbs: Cheating Scandal For France’s First Couple; Gay Porn Star Dustin Michaels Dies After Being Tasered By Cops; Ozzy & Sharon Spice Up Sex With A Little Help From The Four Food Groups!
-Andrew Grande — better known as gay adult film star Dustin Michaels — died Monday after being tasered by Florida cops and choking on a bag of weed he swallowed…..
-Jennifer Hudson will perform “One Shining Moment,” the song that plays each year at the end of the CBS broadcast of the NCAA men’s basketball championship game.…
-French President Nicolas Sarkozy and First Lady Carla Bruni, who got married in 2008, are cheating on each other, according to reports….
-Rapper DMX has been arrested for the fifth time!
-Charlie Sheen is expected to return to work on CBS’ Two and a Half Men on Tuesday. The trouble-prone star has spent the past two weeks in rehab….
-Here’s an incentive to make it a Blockbuster night: A California man was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to silence her cell phone during a screening of Shutter Island…..
-Glee’s Mark Salling has debunked reports linking him to co-star Naya Rivera. The actor insists he’s too busy to date….
-Death traps! New Toyota-blamed crashes!
- Former child star Anna Chlumsky, who played the plucky Vada Sultenfuss in the 1991 film My Girl, has landed a lead role on CBS’ drama pilot Quinn-Tuplets….
-Sharon Osbourne says she and husband Ozzy Osbourne regularly use food and sex toys to spice up their love life. Brain Bleach!
-Matthew McConaughey’s two-year-old son Levi is kicking his butt in Portuguese lessons….
-The Bachelor’s Rozlyn Papa denies that she is featured in an amateur porn vid that made the rounds online yesterday….
- Ex-American Dreams cutie Brittany Snow has been cast in a new David E. Kelley dramedy headed to NBC….
-The sons of Food Network foodie Paula Deen are launching a cooking magazine for men…..
Evening Crunch Crumbs: Cancer-Stricken Twitter Celeb Layla Grace Dies; Robert De Niro Cast In Vince Lombardi Biopic; Quentin Tarantino Caught In “Kill Bill” Lawsuit
-ABC Family purchases TV rights to The Blind Side, the inspirational biopic that earned Sandra Bullock an Academy Award last weekend….
-RIP Layla Grace. The adorable two-year-old sweetheart who captured the hearts of thousands of Twitter users with her courageous battle against cancer has passed away…..
-Poor Justin Bieber isn’t even safe in the City of Brotherly Love….
-Alec Baldwin blogs about hosting the Oscars…..
-The latest on Ben Roethlisberger’s rape scandal….
-Nan Martin, who you may remember as Mrs. Louder from The Drew Carey Show, has died….
-Urine Trouble Now: CSI’s Gerald McCullouch has been court-ordered to undergo counseling after New York City police caught him relieving himself in public last week…..
-10 Short Men Who Date Tall Women….
-J-WOWW’s Other Half breaks his silence on his romance with the Jersey Shore guidette….
-In case you missed it, E!’s Chelsea Handler promoted her newest book, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, on TODAY Tuesday…..
-Hospital and Airplane Themed Restaurants Launch In Taiwan…..
-Same sex marriages are now legal in the Nation’s Capital….
-Butt Lifts Gone Bad: Six Jersey Girls had their rear ends filled with bathtub caulk after signing up for cheapie booty implants! Be happy with yourselves naturally, people! If Flavor Flav can do it, so can you….
-A male model has been sentenced to two years in a German prison after trying to extort supermodel Cindy Crawford….
-Robert De Niro has been tapped to play legendary football coach Vince Lombardi in a biopic being developed by ESPN Films and the NFL….
-Paging The Health Department!! A NYC chef has created a cheese made from his wife’s breast milk….
-Edible resumes tastes like success…..
-Did Quentin Tarantino rip off the concept for his box office hit Kill Bill?
-Dennis Hopper’s divorce drama just got uglier….
-Former CBS anchor Dan Rather is in hot water for an allegedly racially-insensitive remark he made about President Obama….
-Part I of The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Reunion Special kicks off this Wednesday night @ 10 PM on Bravo…..
-Three of Michael Jackson’s former bodyguards told all in an interview with Good Morning America Tuesday…..
-Hell hath no fury like a psychotic bride on mission. Take a look at the chaos that broke out in one Michigan bridal shop after a potty-mouthed bridezilla flipped out over a dress alteration!
Crunch Crumbs: Happy International Women’s Day! The Oscars Gets Its Very Own “Kanye Moment” & Move Over Monday, Wednesday Is Now The Most Depressing Day Of The Week
Happy Monday, PopCruncers. Did you know that today is International’s Women’s Day?
-Meet Elinor Birkitt….The Woman Dubbed the Kanye West of The Academy Awards…..
-ABC Family has bought the TV rights to Alice in Wonderland, which shattered box office records over the over the weekend….
-Mark Linkous — frontman of the rock band Sparklehorse –has committed suicide……
-Move over Monday, a new study says Hump Day is the most depressing day of the week. Monday still gets my vote…..
-Mickey Rourke is a whore…..
-Hickory, Dickory, Dock: Comedian Andrew Dice Clay makes a third trip down the aisle….
-FOX renews Fringe for a third season…
-Sweden’s Karolinska Institute has presented an honorary degree of medicine to actor Michael J. Fox for his work to raise funds and awareness for Parkinson’s Disease….
-New episodes of Futurama premiere this summer!
-NBC has ordered new seasons of Community, The Office, and 30 Rock…
-Friday Night Lights’ Jesse Plemons will not return for the show’s final season, premiering later this year….
-ABC sets return dates for True Beauty and Wipeout….
-Ocean 11’s Scott Caan joins Hawaii Five-O….
Friday Crunch Crumbs: Ben Roethlisberger Rape Scandal; Jay-Z & Beyonce Go To The White House; “Alice In Wonderland” Opens To Mixed Reviews; MTV Spring Break 2010 Lineup
Here are the links that will take us to the weekend. Hope you have a mellow one! Let’s get to it:
-Diddy Meets The Mona Lisa!
-Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of raping yet another woman….
-Jon Stewart plays Chatroulette…..
-Leave DMX Alone!
-Accidentally on Purpose star Jenna Elfman has welcomed her second son…..
-Jay-Z and Beyonce visit The White House!
-Jim & Pam welcomed a baby girl, Cecelia, on The Office this week….
-Psycho Alert: A Memphis Man is in police custody after trying to kill his mother over a TV remote…..
-Kelly Clarkson, The Bangles, The Go-Gos join the lineup of Lilith Fair, the infamous femme concert tour……
-First Lady Michelle Obama is donating the frock she wore to last year’s inaugural balls to the Smithsonian in Washington….
-The Sun Doesn’t Always Shine on The Great White Way; Oscar-nominated actress Abigail Breslyn opens to mixed reviews for her portrayal of Helen Keller in the Broadway revival of The Miracle Worker…..
-Tim Burton’s trippy remake of Alice In Wonderland opens today, to a lukewarm reception….
-Wow – this is some pad Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are moving into together…..
-Eliminated American Idols
http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=ad8ded19-03ec-469d-8f47-d7909677df34″>Haeley Vaughn and Jermaine Sellars on Fox 11 L.A….
-Eliminated Idols
http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=8c8605ce-68c1-48c6-9c9e-fd23495ea869″>Michelle Delamor and John Park interview on Fox 5 NY….
-Champ: The Jumping Trampoline Dog!
-MTV hasn’t turned its back on music….just Generation X….
-Speaking of MTV, get ready for a lively Spring Break on the sandy shores of Acapulco. MTV Spring Break 2010 kicks off March 20, and revellers and devoted viewers will be treated to performances by Young Money’s Drake and Nicki Minaj, Ludacris, Pitbull, Trey Songz, and B.o.B. Also on hand to celebrate the fun, the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Snooki, The Situation, and Pauly D will host Fist Pumpin’ Top 20 With Jersey Shore, — countdown of the Top 20 most outrageous Spring Break moments of all time — airing March 20 @ 2 PM ET/PT…..
-Roseanne believes Marie Osmond’s son committed suicide because of the Mormon Church’s condemnation of gays…
-Cat survives in freezer for 4 weeks by eating frozen peas…..
-A Seattle Councilman wants to but a stop to the
http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=f94d14a2-1b1a-4cc9-8d8b-521120dd7da7″>aggressive sale of Girl Scout Cookies. How aggressive can you be when you’re only 10?
-You’ve gotta see this: 29 Oscar Speeches In 2 Minutes, courtesy of Comedy.com:
Evening Crunch Crumbs: “The Office” Baby Arrives Tonight; Cameron Diaz Wins “Worst Latin Actress” Lazzie; Life & Style Thinks Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Is A Crossdresser
Hey Lovelies, I’m feeling a little under the weather, so we’re going to get into our daily roundup of links a bit early tonight. First time for everything 
Let’s get to it:
-Jim and Pam are having their baby on The Office tonight…..(NBC, 9 PM)
-The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 *FINALE* airs tonight @ 10/9c on Bravo. Clip 1 &
“> Clip 2…..
-Real Life Barney Fife! Kentucky Deputy Locks Himself in Jail Cell, Shoots His Way Out…..
-Marie Osmond will return to the Las Vegas stage next week for the first time after the tragic suicide of her 18-year-old son…..
-DWTS‘ Carrie Ann Inaba on Good Day L.A…..
-LiLo shows her ass for Purple Magazine (Slightly NSFW…..)
-Ten Most Fascinating Oscar Moments…..
-Three-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt got a haircut, and now the tabloids are flipping out with speculation about her sexuality. WTF?! Did I mention the kid is three?
-Complex takes a look at Jerry Seinfeld’s Hottest TV Girlfriends…..
-And in case you missed it, here’s a video of Jerry Seinfeld on The TODAY Show this morning. He chatted about tonight’s series premiere of his new reality series, The Marriage Ref…..
-Drats! Johnny Weir was thisclose to appearing on the new season of Dancing With The Stars…..
-Ricky Martin has been offered a role in the Broadway revival of Evita…..
-A Craigslist Pussy Peddler Gets Busted….
-Three Chi-Town Teens Stole Simon The Chipmunk!
-New Music from Hole…..
-The 3rd annual Lazzie Award Winners are back to issue the ultimate diss to Hollywood’s worst Latin actors. Poor Cameron Diaz leads this year’s pack……
-OceanUp.com has unearthed some childhood photos of Justin Bieber……
-Eliminated Idol Tyler Grady does the weather!
-Microsoft claims Google has an
http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=161ff2bb-08d2-4766-91f4-3483a24f802f”>unfair dominance over the search engine industry. Duh!
-Three Los Angeles teachers mocked Black History Month by having students hold up photos of Dennis Rodman, RuPaul, and O.J. Simpson….
-Ronald Reagan on the $50 Bill?
-A Massachusetts couple spent their wedding night behind bars after the bride tried to run over one of the groom’s exes after the ceremony!
- HBO is planning a television movie about the 2008 financial meltdown, based on the book Too Big to Fail…..
-Ugly Betty actress Ana Ortiz has joined the cast of the new ABC pilot True Blue…..
-The Guinness Book of World Records is on the hunt for the tallest woman on Earth…..
-Bad news for Cablevision subscribers in the NYC Tri-State area : The service may drop ABC this weekend, meaning subbies will miss the Oscars!
-This sounds painful: Man Arrested for Performing Circumcisions on Adult Men in His Home Without License…..
-A Chinese woman says her cocker spaniel Treasure is addicted to nicotine. Wait, what?
-Law & Order: SVU cut Kathy Griffin’s lesbian smooch with Mariska Hargitay….
Evening Crunch Crumbs: “Miracle On The Hudson” Pilot Retires; Keyshia Cole Gives Birth; Botched Plastic Surgery Leaves Woman With Four Breasts
- Gold medal-winning skater Evan Lysacek presents the “Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Evan Lysacek’s Mind During His Gold Medal Ice Skating Routine!”
-Kim & Khloe Kardashian take on the tabs!
-We knew Lil Wayne had a well-earned reputation as a Sperminator, but wowww!
-Extra Mario Lopez is the proud papa of a new French Bulldog — and he’s even cuter than his daddy! Meet Julio Cesar Chavez Lopez!
-How did a list on “The Lamest Dancing With The Stars Contestants Ever” forget to mention Master P?! Boy, can he stink up the Soul Train line!
-The Girls of Jersey Shore TwitPic’d some flicks from their shoot with Harper’s Bazaar…..
-Singer Keyshia Cole gave birth to a baby boy on Tuesday…..
-A funeral for Marie Osmond’s late son Michael is planned for Monday…..
-“Miracle on the Hudson” pilot Chelsey Sullenberger is leaving the cockpit…..
-Speaking of planes: Air traffic controllers let children land aircrafts at JFK Airport?!
-Rapper J-Kwon — best remembered for his 2004 banger “Tipsy” — has gone missing. I remember rocking out to that song at Webster Hall back in college. Good times. Best wishes to J-Kwon…
-Maria Alaimo wanted a breast augmentation, not a breast duplication. But the Staten Island mother ended up with an extra set of knockers after a 2003 visit to Dr. Keith Berman…..
-Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown is facing legal action from a real estate agent who says he suffered serious injuries after one of her bodyguards attacked….
-The 14th season of South Park premieres on Comedy Central March 17 @ 10 PM. Why do I have a feeling there’s an episode dedicated to John Mayer in our future?
-Bengals big mouth Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson thinks he has a “very good” chance of winning the 10th season of Dancing With The Stars…..
-Season Three of LOGO’s The Big Gay Sketch Show premieres Tuesday, April 13th @ 10/9c PM…..
-Robert Pattinson on The Daily Show…..
-Mickey Rourke’s going to play another bad guy….
-Robert Downey Jr. will debut the Iron Man 2 trailer during Sunday’s Kimmel Live Oscar Special….
-This should be interesting: On this week’s America’s Best Dance Crew, crews will perform routines inspired by the music and fashion of Lady Gaga. ABDC airs Thursday @ 10 PM on MTV…..
Evening Crunch Crumbs: Smithsonian Says No To O.J. Simpson Suit; Real-Life Wonka Golden Ticket Contest; “Hurt Locker” Producer Banned From Oscars; Breast Implants Stop Speeding Bullet
- The cast of Ghost Whisperer celebrated the 100th episode of the hit supernatural series in West Hollywood last night….
-Hulu.com is losing Comedy Central’s Colbert Report & The Daily Show…
-Mixed race actress Paula Patton finds the term “biracial” offensive…..
-The Smithsonian says “Thanks, But No Thanks” to the suit O.J. was wearing when he got away with murder O.J.’s so-called “acquittal suit…..”
-Rap’s Diamond Princess, Trina, is trying to explain how her nekkid cell phone pics ended up on the Interwebs…..
-Speaking of Trina: Khia, Sit’cho Butt Down!
-Former Nirvana member Dave Grohal is hoping Shelley Duvall will portray him in the proposed Kurt Cobain biopic. That could work…..
-A producer of the Oscar-nominated war drama The Hurt Locker has been banned from attending this weekend’s Academy Awards after launching an email campaign to convince Academy members to vote for his film….
-Just call them Boobs of Steel: Bulletproof Breasts stop speeding bullet. A Beverly Hills woman’s breast implants are being credited with saving her life after she was shot at point-blank range with a semiautomatic assault rifle during a botched robbery last month….
-A Complete Discography on Gang Starr lyricist Guru and The Most Beautiful Girls Celebrating Birthdays In March…..
-Hailey Glassman’s still making jokes about Jon Gosselin’s peen…..(LINK NSFW!)
-Quadriplegic fan loses sight in concert accident….
-Here’s an interview with the teenager spearheading California’s “Cut Cussing Campaign…..”
-Brittany Murphy left her entire estate to her mother….
-The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Vicki wants to explain why she was recently photographed with her tongue knee deep in a frat boy…..
-New trailer for Disney’s Prince of Persia!
-Englishman arrested for walking dog while driving? And you thought Americans were lazy!
-A must-have for those who like to sleep on the job!
-William Shatner will receive the Lifetime Achievement Award at the 2010 Banff World Television Festival…..
-A private memorial has been planned for Growing Pains star Andrew Koenig…..
-An Ohio woman gives birth on her wedding day…..
-“Obama Quarters” are showing up all over New York City, but are they real?
-Comedy Central has greenlit a new comedy about a group of slacking telemarketers….
-A 5th grader in California is in hot water after lacing cereal with marijuana and distributing the snacks to her classmates….
-In a move ripped straight from the pages of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Wonka Candy is launching a real-life Golden Ticket Contest…..
Late-Night Crunch Crumbs: Roger Ebert On “Oprah” Tuesday; Ryan Reynolds & Nic Cage Return To The Stone Age; Sharon Osbourne Still Hates Dannii Minogue
-Denise Richards may testify against ex-husband Charlie Sheen in the actor’s upcoming assault trail with current wife Brooke Mueller…..
-Speaking of Sheen; his crack-addicted wife reportedly wants out!
-A teen Dunkin’ Donuts employee dies after falling in cesspool…..
-Sugababes sued by former member Keisha Buchanan over band name….
-J-Woww has put her stamp all over J-Woww…..
-Before there was Jon & Kate Plus 8 or Octomom, there was Eight Is Enough. Whatever happened to those folks?
-Chicken Wing Craze Sends Prices Soaring
-Legendary hip-hop star Guru — of the ’80s/’90s duo Gang Starr — is in grave condition in a New York City hospital after suffering a heart attack over the weekend….
-Jackie Chan: One of Hong Kong’s Most Untrustworthy Stars!
-Does the heart of Snooki’s new guido belong to another?
-Dermont Mulroney joins Rockford Files remake…..
-Spider-Man’s out of a job!
-
“>Michigan Bridge sold for $1…..
-Uh-Oh. The Sharon Osbourne/ Dannii Minogue Feud lives on!
-Ryan Reynolds and Nic Cage are teaming up for a new movie about the Stone Age…..
-Someone at FOX News doesn’t know where Sydney, Australia is…..
-Shar Jackson
http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=b0ea5f70-0e4c-4951-a659-08adcae9bef7″>talks about Celebrity Fit Club and Kevin Federline on Good Day L.A….
-The Colbert Report lands a new producer…..
-Carly Simon says “You’re So Vain” has nothing to do with David Geffen. (Sigh) Do we have to wait another 40 years to find out who this damn song was firing shots?!
-Roger Ebert to make a special return to TV on tomorrow’s Oprah…..
Weekend Crunch Crumbs: Roger Ebert Finds His Voice; Bid On Oprah’s Clothes On eBay; Billboard’s Top Money-Makers Of 2010
-Whoopi Goldberg tackles the tough issues of bladder control in a new set of PSA for 1in3likeme.com…..
-The Luxury Spot’s Bryce Gruber vajazzles her vajayjay!
- Last Comic Standing returns to NBC this summer – The Office’s Craig Robinson will host……
-Yikes! Watch in horror as “Little Gordan Ramsay” shouts obscentities at his mother for packing the wrong sandwiches in his lunch box…..
-Kid Cudi smooched by male fan…..
-Legendary film critic Roger Ebert says computer programmers have captured his voice from his movie commentary tracks that allows him to type what he wants to say and listeners to hear a voice that sounds like the native Chicagoan. He’ll tell us all about it on Tuesday’s Oprah. Ebert lost his ability to speak after surgery for cancer.
-Billboard list Music’s Top 40 Money Makers of 2010….
-India is less than impressed with Sly Stallone and Denise Richards. The action vet and the former Bond Girl’s Bollywood debuts have been panned by critics – earning both nominations for worst movie performance at India’s annual Razzie Awards….
-Thousands of boxes Lemon Chalete Cremes Girl Scout Cookies have been recalled due to complaints, though they are reportedly safe to eat…..
-Trina’s nekkid!
-Now you too can own a piece of Oprah!
-Chynna Phillips is home from a two-week stint in rehab for anxiety…..
-Canadian actress Pamela Anderson asks homeland to put an end to annual seal hunt. Last fall, the former Baywatch babe participated in PETA’s “Save The Seals” campaign….
-Canada’s Women’s Hockey Team has apologized for chugging down brew on the ice…..
-The International Gymnastics Federation is calling China’s gymnastics team out on a decade-old scandal….
-Morons of the Day: A pair of Florida teens were collared by police after accidentally dialing 911 on themselves while breaking into cars outside a Daytona Beach strip club!
Late-Night Crunch Crumbs: Jim Carrey’s A Grandfather!; Tiger Woods Dropped By Gatorade; Sean Penn Saves Lives In Haiti; Howard Stern Has A Bone To Pick With “Idol”
-Howard Stern is officially out of contention to replace Simon Cowell as host of American Idol….and he isn’t happy about it. The shock judge ripped Idol judges Ellen DeGeneres and Kara DioGuardi at the NYC red carpet premiere of Green Zone on Thursday night…..
-There’s a new 4 CD box set coming out to mark the 15th anniversary of the death of Selena. On March 9, Capitol Latin/EMI will release La Leyenda (‘The Legend’), a new career-spanning collection of the singer’s collection of Spanish/English hits. Selena was one of music’s brightest rising young stars when she was tragically murdered on March 31, 1995. In case you’re not familiar with her work, here’s a live stream of her hit single “Bidi Bidi Bom Bom…..”
-Congrats to Jim Carrey – he’s a proud grandpa tonight after daughter Jane gave birth to a healthy baby boy name Jackson on Friday….
-Country star Sara Evans wants a restraining order against her ex-husband…..
-Angelina Jolie has sent the Wanted sequel up in smoke…..
-The feud between Lily Allen and Courtney Love is heating up….
-Jamie Foxx and Ashton Kutcher are teaming up for a new cop comedy….
-Gatorade has quit Tiger….
-John Mayer taking steps to become less douchey — Good luck with that…..
-Sean Penn to the rescue!
-A plea deal for The Quaids?